Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife tried to forbid me from going to the gym anymore because in public she looks fat stood next to me and it’s embarrassing. She picked me up from the gym yesterday and saw all the “thin gym sluts” I prefer to spend my time with instead of her. God, I’m sick of her lazy jealous BS. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML
Today, I've been an avid gym-goer since I was in high school. A year ago I convinced my girlfriend to start going to the gym with me and she had been sticking to it since. She has now has left me for a full-on fitness model she met there. He helped her start an online store, which is doing well. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
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illmatic2 16
Well is she fat? If she is that insecure about her weight then she probably should go to they gym.
Jeffo193 13
Sucks for you dude but you've just reminded me that i need to go to the gym, thanks!
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Comments (48)
ben827 10
Just say "Well, I don't go too much, so I just want to use the buddy system. I don't want to go alone." And if that doesn't help you tell her that she doesn't need a gym because she's fine the way she is and that you want her to come so she can help you out. Just some suggestions. You'll need to do a lot of ass-kissing in order to calm her down...also sex.
GoodLookingGeese 10
Yeah, with tea and spoon.. (whatever that means).
WelcomeToAndale 13
Women like this are the worst - you could them they look nice and they'd scream at you for not saying they look beautiful. It's a losing battle my friend.
thatgaychick 9
Anything like that is like calling a girl fat.
RAULFML6_6 10
bitches be crazy!
_wraith 15
There are different reasons why people go to the gym. It isn't always about weight loss; people can want to stay fit and in shape, or to build more muscle. I think your girlfriend is a tad insecure if she would assume that immediately and than start yelling at you about it.
scr_sensei 14
Yes, because all women are weight-obsessed nags. Very enlightened. You must be a Nice Guy™
jogihoppa8343 23
its better you don't have to go with her...coz in such a situation you aren't able to concentrate on your workout sets. I have personally experienced that. trust me.
Migole 36
Why are so many girls so ******* sensitive and assuming?? It makes me want to ram my head into the next wall. God, I don't get how they even got boyfriends to begin with. Yes, I am insecure about some parts of my body and yes, I wouldn't like being called fat (I'm not) but if my boyfriend says he likes my body as it is, I believe him and don't throw a tantrum about it. We go to the gym together and when I try on some clothes I ask him for his honest opinion and not "yes, you look great. of course you look great. you're awesome honey". So he tells me I look good, I believe him and hey, once I'm home my mum tells me my butt looks like a boat in those jeans, great. No, no just ******* no. A partner should be able to tell you his (or her) honest opinion at all times (in a sensitive way if it's a sensitive topic) sheesh. Rant end. But girls like this just make me snap. See a therapist, you clearly have a problem...
jogihoppa8343 23
#80 : very well said.. your thoughts would be clear enough to make her realize about her mistakes
mrperspire 4
What!?! You want to to come to the gym with you? You want me to join you in your quest for a healthier lifestyle? How dare you!!