Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I fell asleep during my division emergency meeting. As I about to head home that evening, my boss patted me on the back saying, "Wrong move. Good luck". Turned out, it was a meeting to determine who will be kicked out of the company due to recession. My name was written first on the list. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work. I got woke up by my boss with a coffee and a referral letter. FML
Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML
Today, I worked 24 hours straight fixing my company's servers. After it was over, I breathed a huge sigh of relief and promptly fell asleep at my desk. My boss found me an hour later, refused to listen to me, and fired me for sleeping on the job. FML
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Top comments
obviousboy 8
YDI simply because of your username.
xoxokelsey11 5
How long could you have been sleeping in there? Must've been comfortable.
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Comments (196)
Larawk 8
Dumbass
FameNFortune 12
Awash OP
CoriBaby 5
now you can go home and sleep all you want
Chad_the_Brony 0
You deserve it if you like One Direction, as your name suggests.
seasonedtoast 19
Your user name suggests you don't deserve a job anyway
drcynic 4
I have to be awake long hours too for 12 hour work days. Deal with it
Kiln_fml 4
Wow, crock of shit. Your situation I mean, not the event leading up to it.
Elmoo_fml 16
What is the situation in this? Maybe you weren't able to sleep the night before, which happens to everyone sometimes, and you just couldn't keep your eyes open. This could have happened to anyone. Whatever the case, I say good luck finding another job!
redmnky21 8
u can still claim unemployment if u claim a medical issue like IBS or seliac disease
redmnky21 8
I'd claim ibs and the pain and dehydration caused u to pass out