yogabbagabba
United States
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
nevasurprised
Germany
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
"AdorableDoxie"
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Math_Rocker
United States
Dozing off
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Anonymous
Delhi, India
Zzzzzzzzzz
Today, I fell asleep in the middle of an online class. Now everyone calls me Sleeping Beauty. FML
Victor
United States
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I proudly presented my research project in class that I've worked for day and night for 3 weeks straight. My teacher fell asleep. FML
sleepytime
United States
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Debora
Australia
Take it seriously
Today, during a virtual class, I thought I was muted and said, “I’m gonna fake a technical issue and take a nap.” The professor responded, “Let us know how the nap goes.” I never logged back in. FML
Biggest Jerk
United States
Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML
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kurtsee 0
I wish we had naptime in high school
RhymePrime 7
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goldfish27 0
this reminded me so much of lily in how i met your mother :) anyone else?
TattooedToDeath 0
sounds like Kindergarten Cop..did a guy with a stupid ponytail point a guy at you?
TattooedToDeath 0
*gun, someone point a guy would be weird..
nicholleexo0 0
okk.... and y is tht an FML?
Intoxicunt 6
This reminds me of the girl who used to ********** every single day at nap-time in kindergarten. She would even look around and ask nearby people if they were looking, and if they were she'd tell them to turn the other way. Her name was Caroline, and ever since my family has called masturbation "Carolining". My family has way too many odd euphemisms.
lifeinoz 0
I've so done that before. There were always the kids who wanted you to rub their back while they tried to sleep, and hey, you're laying on the floor anyway...besides, it's either nap or read a book! Kids wear you out!
Pandasaur 0
Ohh, that's a little creepy. There used to be a girl in my day-care who would always yell, "Stop looking at me!" whenever someone glanced her way. I guess now I have an idea why.
Intoxicunt 6
Hahaha! Guess so. I also got my first out-of-the-family death threat in kindergarten. I guess kindergarten is the new high school. Sex, violence, just no drugs.
Pandasaur 0
I guess it is! Wait... you mean you missed out on all the fun kindergarten drugs?! I thought they were what made nap-time possible in the first place.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
"my first out-of-the-family death threat" That made me laugh but I have to ask: are you Don Corleone's granddaughter?
Ridyn 0
Lame
KRD727 0
I've done it. After a long day working with kids, when the lights are off and the soft music is playing.... it's hard not to.
RhymePrime 7
Do you sleep naked? Since when is napping bad?
scarletlily_fml 3
Ah, I've done that. Neither a FML or a YDI.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
"my first out-of-the-family death threat" That made me laugh but I have to ask: are you Don Corleone's granddaughter?