Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband as well. He mistook my gas for someone trying to break in and insisted on checking the whole house. I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth. FML
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Op here, I really didn't expect this to get posted. I'm 8 months pregnant so gas has become part of my daily life. I don't normal mind admitting to it but he was so worried about making sure I was safe I didn't have the heart to tell him it was just gas that scared him. Later that day while we were just sitting on the couch I farted again and he made a joke that there must be a whale at the window.
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AutumnHerondale 14
Sometimes, honesty isn't the best policy.
Welshite 40
The burglar was an excuse. He was really checking the house for exposed flames or electrical circuits.
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Comments (108)
weveallbeenthere 30
I had to laugh, the only thing funnier would have been if your ass was pressed into his body and the vibrations shook him too.
NessaMae 19
That is seriously hilarious.
kat_moore15 12
Ah. I can't believe I'm admitting this. When I was in elementary school, I was taking a test and got so nervous I farted extremely loud and in the dead silence, I blamed it on a kid behind me. I will never forget it.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
ewwwww haha
harp 9
Break in? He needed to break out and get some fresh air....
gennyv 29
Maybe he was trying to be nice and used that as an excuse to leave the room immediately.
gAt_d 26
I think searching the house was an excuse to get away from the stinky wake up call! Thank you for this fml, OP I laughed really hard!
DylanHasClass 17
Should of dutch oven him
WinkleBottom 13
I think it's adorable that you still care to impress your husband!
WeskersSexslave 15
if you're married, why is it embarrassig to tell him? Just tell him "sorry my fart woke you up!" and laugh
mum2one 5
How long have you been married? My husband would have sat up said "Zat you?" and then high fived me! lol But after 18 years together there are no boundaries!