Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband as well. He mistook my gas for someone trying to break in and insisted on checking the whole house. I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth. FML
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Op here, I really didn't expect this to get posted. I'm 8 months pregnant so gas has become part of my daily life. I don't normal mind admitting to it but he was so worried about making sure I was safe I didn't have the heart to tell him it was just gas that scared him. Later that day while we were just sitting on the couch I farted again and he made a joke that there must be a whale at the window.
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AutumnHerondale 14
Sometimes, honesty isn't the best policy.
Welshite 40
The burglar was an excuse. He was really checking the house for exposed flames or electrical circuits.
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Comments (108)
lannisters 9
oh my god this is epiccc thumbs up ;)
metreman 19
lol i did tht once but i sleep on my own when i farted i thought a gun went off lol
zandalee 20
Meh, that's nothing. It's when your fart actually propels you across the room... Now that would be impressive.
cakefete2 31
This made me think of the nutty professor where he uses the "force" to propel himself in the spaceship.
squarecircles 13
Or make you levitate
Zyde 12
He was just trying to be nice?
De_Bri 16
At some point you should tell him that you farted. Everyone farts. Maybe not at the velocity of you but hey you should be proud. That was some intense gas. Probably felt fantastic to release it. :D
foxwasalamb 24
anybody hear that frog?
NandaPanda 22
I really hope I'm not the only one who remembers the FML this is referencing, lmao XD
Hatilic_ 10
Fire in the Hole!!!
BunnyStar 14
This story isn't as epic, but one time I farted and woke my partner and he actually tried to turn his alarm clock off. I nearly wet myself laughing.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Are you sure he wasn't just trying to get some air and said that so you wouldn't feel bad?
brivielle 15
oh wow. ur married. farting infront of him shdnt b embarrassin to u by now
gAt_d 26
Not trying to a dick, 31, but you should be embarrassed at the way you typed that comment. Is it really that hard to spell the whole word? Please end the stupidity!!
cryssycakesx3 23
hey now, sometimes those three or four extra letters are tough and certainly too time consuming for 31's ever so busy lifestyle...