Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband as well. He mistook my gas for someone trying to break in and insisted on checking the whole house. I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth. FML
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Op here, I really didn't expect this to get posted. I'm 8 months pregnant so gas has become part of my daily life. I don't normal mind admitting to it but he was so worried about making sure I was safe I didn't have the heart to tell him it was just gas that scared him. Later that day while we were just sitting on the couch I farted again and he made a joke that there must be a whale at the window.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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AutumnHerondale 14
Sometimes, honesty isn't the best policy.
Welshite 40
The burglar was an excuse. He was really checking the house for exposed flames or electrical circuits.
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Comments (108)
greencurtains74 11
hsudpkeghd
BrickTamlandLamp 13
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
_G0D_ 9
Now, bend over.
bombielol 20
you're terrible.
MzZombicidal 36
Yeah, and you're /sooo/ much better...
stfuwtf 21
Why do you look like a snowman wearing a wig?
Mat2000_1 4
You must be Dragonborne!
nitrog100 21
She used the Unrelenting Fart shout. Bur-Ri-TO
mrmaddman 9
Doh!
cheshireau 26
I've done it. Not that bad. Some people just have windy tummies.
SoultheWolf 19
He is your husband. He shouldn't care if you farted or not...
mybubbles2000 13
Don't be embarrassed, unless it's in public. I have been there. :)
andreaor 7
I'm sorry this is just hilarious haha
hhelms2009 8
Oh hello there! Everyone is human and every human farts!
BexBaby86 21
I would have claimed that fart as my own. Probably because I would be laughing so hard that, that was his reaction. Haha