Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband as well. He mistook my gas for someone trying to break in and insisted on checking the whole house. I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth. FML
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Op here, I really didn't expect this to get posted. I'm 8 months pregnant so gas has become part of my daily life. I don't normal mind admitting to it but he was so worried about making sure I was safe I didn't have the heart to tell him it was just gas that scared him. Later that day while we were just sitting on the couch I farted again and he made a joke that there must be a whale at the window.
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AutumnHerondale 14
Sometimes, honesty isn't the best policy.
Welshite 40
The burglar was an excuse. He was really checking the house for exposed flames or electrical circuits.
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Comments (108)
Anonymous2194 4
Well that's a shitty situation
Sangue0608 26
OP farted, she didn't shit the bed.
FurLife3003 2
I think the real FML is the fact that your not comfortable enough to fart in front of your husband
Sangue0608 26
OP said that she farts around him all the time, she just didn't want to say anything because he was so worried for her safety that he went to check.
nana_88 10
At least you got it out.
xxsakuraxx 29
You can't possibly tell me that he couldn't smell it. I mean, with a fart that loud you're lucky you didn't shit your pants! On second though, you probably should check them anyway, you know, just in case!
my2centsworth 15
He was really just trying to get out of the room until the smell dissipated
titoski 5
are you fat ?
BrotherPhil 35
No, she's pregnant.
Karefsn 9
He thought someone broke into the house? God, what kind of a fart is that!
gloriaous 3
Lmao, thats hilarious but on the brighter side at least you knew for a fact that no one was breaking in
primadonna9396 16
Good thing you're not dating Oscar Pistorius.
yogi29 11
Should of said it was just the wind...