Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband as well. He mistook my gas for someone trying to break in and insisted on checking the whole house. I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth. FML
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Op here, I really didn't expect this to get posted. I'm 8 months pregnant so gas has become part of my daily life. I don't normal mind admitting to it but he was so worried about making sure I was safe I didn't have the heart to tell him it was just gas that scared him. Later that day while we were just sitting on the couch I farted again and he made a joke that there must be a whale at the window.
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AutumnHerondale 14
Sometimes, honesty isn't the best policy.
Welshite 40
The burglar was an excuse. He was really checking the house for exposed flames or electrical circuits.
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Comments (108)
Bcfrmkc816 17
Well at least ya know he is willing to make sure all is safe and good
dDailydDosage 8
Twist: He knew it was you and just wanted to not embarrass you. What a gentleman lol
UniqueVixen1988 9
I fart like a beast too OP its ok
Shopduster 9
What did you eat?? Did you blow the sheets off the bed? I laugh when I do that, you shouldn't be embarrassed.. That's impressive
_G0D_ 9
I thought gurls don't fart...
CB_LAZ3 11
You may want to lay off on the Mexican good for a while
maggiefox 25
If it's your husband, why do you care? It's not like he's a boyfriend.
energizerbunny23 18
By the sounds of things your husband is a pretty good guy, anyone else would have gone back to sleep. I'm sure he didn't need to know it was a fart, instead of a robber
sexpectations 15
he's your husband, how could you leave him worried like that for something so small
Tinad01 12
Nothing wrong with letting him think he heard someone. Plus, while he is checking the house, that gives the smell time to clear.