Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Licence to drive
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, my driving instructor failed me on my test, because I forgot to turn the air conditioning off after parking. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Cough up
Today, I didn't get my driver's license, even though I didn't make any mistakes because my examiner said it was only my first time taking the exam, so it wouldn't matter if I failed. Now I have to pay another €240 for a second exam. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
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ktrose 0
Just because he is your father, it does not mean he is going to automatically pass you. Clearly, you are not a great driver yet. lol.
mouxouxou 11
It seems that either your dad is a bad teacher or you are a bad student! :P
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Schizomaniac 24
That would drive me crazy.
Sinsemilla305 0
he probably just dont want u driving so he failed u 2 keep it that way
windergirl6 0
he did the best thing ! since he doesn't want to lose u in a relcless driving accident ;)
Doortje 30
You're giving them too much credit.
CupAndSilverware 3
well, at least he is doing his part as a father, he doesn't want you killed on the road
Packer4 14
apparently you suck at driving
Hughmadd 0
HURR HOW DOES I BRITISH ENGLISH?
tj79 3
good for him for not letting you slide by.
thekooliest 0
You must've sucked (woman?)
DomTheGhost 3
If you notice, she's from Germany. Germany is the hardest country to get a license. It includes literally years of driver's training and thousands of dollars invested in it. Cut the girl some slack. This is why we don't have an Autobahn in the US, too many stupid drivers who passed a relatively easy test.
yourmurderscenex 13
see i did not know that, and a bet plenty of people here didn't know either.
Zebidee 9
#75 - yeah, getting a licence here in Germany is deliberately difficult because there's (sort of) no upper speed limit on the freeways (Autobahn). There is a recommended limit of 130 km/h (80 mph), and if you actually crash over that speed, you have some explaining to do, but actually driving faster than that is OK. It's routine to drive at over 100 mph, and I know people that sometimes hit 180 mph. I was in a taxi this week that was doing 120 mph, and got overtaken. Incidentally, the trains here go around 200 mph, so it's a pretty speed-oriented country. Germans somewhat regard it as a birthright to drive fast.
5t3ff1k4h 47
That's not dangerous at all. :/ All the power to them, if everyone's taught to drive that way, but personally I'd be terrified.
Zebidee 9
It's kinda freaky when you're not used to it, and like I said, they somewhat regard it as a right, so they get the living hell fined out of them when they - say - cross the border into Switzerland, who DO have strict speed limits. They tend to think it's a deliberate revenue raising exercise aimed at Germans, rather than a legitimate safety issue. Funnily enough, that logic doesn't extend to things like pot coming across the border from The Netherlands. Generally, it's a pretty safe system, or rather - not as horribly dangerous as you'd think, but when it goes wrong, it goes wrong in a big way, with - for example - epic pile-ups in fog when people don't drive to the conditions.
yourmurderscenex 13
yeah, that scares me. especially since my grandmother lives there now for work and knowing she drives there SCARES me because she is such a HORRIBLE driver here. i mean she thinks that everyone needs to watch out for her and she shouldn't have to pay attention around her. but the speeds there are crazy.
Zebidee 9
Wow - she'll get eaten alive out on the Autobahns! Germans aren't necessarily all driving Gods - I've seen some pretty stupid things done here, but - yeah - they're pretty unforgiving when it comes to sketchy drivers! Trivia: If you 'road rage' abuse someone here (even verbally, or flipping them off) the cops can take your licence off you, on the basis that you can't control yourself therefore can't control a car. Also, the other driver can legitimately sue you for the personal insult, sort of like a defamation case.
5t3ff1k4h 47
"...can't control yourself therefore can't control a car..." ...Why the hell can't we enforce those rules here? It might help!
radiatejoy 1
I am so glad you said something. Everyone likes to say things without knowing the situation. Yes, in Germany it is so hard and costs a lot to drive around. Also, it is fun to drive there, but you can't break the rules like you can in the US, your license can get taken away so easily there.
lu95 16
he's prob just doing his job or he doesn't want you driving yet