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Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

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ktrose 0

Just because he is your father, it does not mean he is going to automatically pass you. Clearly, you are not a great driver yet. lol.

mouxouxou 11

It seems that either your dad is a bad teacher or you are a bad student! :P

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illmatic2 16

You must be a horrible driver. I actually hit one of the DMV workers and I still passed my first try.

ShadowPunkChick 1

Yeah right, I highly doubt that. I don't know where you live but in my state hitting a pedestrian is an automatic fail.

NostalgiaFreak9 43

[X] Doubt (courtesy of LA Noire)

sammieishere 0

haha no dad wants their kid to drive.

EngineerJane 0

Why would you need to drive? You can't possibly need your license to go from the bedroom to the kitchen. I would know because its a half a minute walk for me.

Seba_2020 0

another retarded american who thinks everyone most know fluent english when only 10% of americans fluently know a second language. My native tongue is spanish btw and I live in a spanish speaking island.

maccamcrbja 5

YDI for thinking you'd get your license because your dad was the instructor.

yernatfunnay 0

Learn to drive...?

kialuvsyoo 3

What, you expected him to just give you the license because you're his kid? YDI then.

ilikecatsanddogs 0

Ya you will not get everything you want just for being daddies little girl ,but he might have been saving a lot of unnecessary deaths. if you want a another opinion then get another driver instructor to tell you that you suck at driving.. and apparently spelling. But I suck at spelling to so I take that back so I'm not being hypocritical. I would use spell check next rime tho if I were you.

Cinn_fml 23

The first half of your post is spot on. The second, well, there's a thread further up explaining why the spelling is fine. :)

munny_fml 7

wow ur an idiot

nerdsgetmehot 23

It's okay, OP. I didn't get my license until a week ago...And I'm 21. At least you're not as pathetic as me! ;)

DGAFprincess 0

95, I'm 21 and STILL don't have my liscense...

korpse 6

I'm 27 and I don't have a license. But I'm not American, so I don't feel that urge ;)

Starfire22 5

156- It has nothing to do with being "American" but more to do with what is logical for your area. I live in an area that you have to drive everywhere because everything is so far apart from each other. The nearest bus-stop is over a five mile walk from my house (we own 15 acres and my nearest neighbor is a mile away). Not having a license would be very inconvenient! On the other hand, when I go to NY for a day trip, I park my car and take the ferry across. Almost everything is within walking distance and if it isn't, I just take the bus to get there. It would actually be inconvenient to drive in NY since the traffic is usually always backed up and it's a pain to actually find parking. I'm sure the same could be said about different countries, there are probably areas where if you didn't have a license you would have difficulty getting to different places.

nerdsgetmehot 23

I was joking about the whole "pathetic" thing, so I hope you picked up on that and you weren't offended! I've heard of plenty of people older than me not having my license. Personally, I don't think that someone not having a license makes them any less of a person. Unfortunately, I feel like a lot of people in American society think otherwise. I was talking to a girl about my age while on the train a few days ago-- and when I told her that I hadn't gotten my license until recently, a look of horror/disgust crossed her face. So, as you see, not everyone is quite as accepting. Kind of sad, really. :P