Today, I failed an oral speech because "I didn't look up once." The problem was, every time I looked up, my teacher looked down. Every time I looked down, she looked up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
Today, I realized just how bad my problem with making eye contact is, when I caught myself looking the other way when the singer in a music video looked directly at the camera. FML
Today, my teacher walked into class and said, "Look to your left and right, one of those persons you just looked at will fail the upcoming exam." When asked why, she said too many people passed last year's exam. She was dead serious. FML
Today, I had an oral English exam to present in front of three teachers. Halfway through, I completely lost my voice. They failed me because they thought I was trying to play a prank. FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML
Today, we had a speaking assessment in Spanish class. When it was my turn, I yawned in the middle of a sentence, said, "Excuse me" and finished my sentence. She took points off because I hesitated and I spoke in English, not Spanish. FML
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
Today, I gave a presentation in class. I felt pretty good about it, until afterwards when I was told I lost points for communication because I'd been chewing gum. I wasn't, I just have a speech impediment. FML
Today, I monitored my students as they conducted a lab experiment. I was walking to the other side of the room while looking at a student who seemed about to ask a question. When she looked up at me, I walked into a wall. FML
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
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Top comments
Monado 0
Hey, anything oral requires at least one head down ;)
emgirlie5732 0
hahah ur nickname made me burst out laughing... if you think about it not about this situation...
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Comments (84)
dam01_fml 0
yeahh i hate it when this happens!!! your teacher's an idiot. ive lost sooo many marks thanks to this
Creath 0
If it was presented in front of your class as well then you have a class full of witnesses. Talk to your teacher about it.
porty99 0
this ******* deuche is ******* dumb. i cant believe youre in school and actually wrote "oral speech". **** Your Dumb fyd!
Anteezy 7
This one time I had like an oral test where I had to talk yo.
RKftw 0
lol wtf is a deuche?
phatdaddy 0
I think it means "German" in German.
GiddyXD 0
noo. i think he ment douche but he failed so hes the douche. ad your meaning deutch for german
Islanzadi1 0
yeah right.... it's deutsch, not deutch. think before you correct others...
phatdaddy 0
Yea, I know how "Deutsch" is spelled. I was feigning ignorance for the sake of irony. My lame joke. ----------- Your head. Hint: it's a riddle.
My2864 1
dont look down? dumbass ydi