Today, I dyed my hair blonde for my boyfriend, hoping it would help spice up our sex life. His response? It's still a few shades off from his favorite porn star. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of our differing skin tones. The contrast weirds him out during sex. FML
Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
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Digithead 0
If he is comparing you to a **** star, he isn't worth his weight in warm spit. Dump him and find someone who sees you as a person before anything else.
kernelkat 16
Yeah my ex boyfriend wanted me to dye my hair blonde and he was a jackass. I suspect it's the same with this guy. Nothing you do will ever be quite good enough.
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Comments (50)
Harrywhat 0
YDI for not being as hawt as s pornstar.
kaytyS2 4
Pornstars aren't actually pretty sometimes - it may just be the whole shitload of makeup
withered 30
#12 The FML only mentions here colour hair and nothing else about her looks. So you have no clue whether or not she is "as 'hot' as a pornstar". The lack of logic you show is making me cringe. I'll assume you're a frustrated edgy teen and just blurted something stupid in order to get attention you didn't get from your parents.
Vinto 0
your an idiot.
kravitzz1990 0
ur an idiot and hes an assh*le!!!
Megadeth_fml 0
Katie Morgan?
emis145 2
17 HELL YEAH!!!11!!!1!!!
FoundManyLemons 0
DTMFA
strata8 0
People need to stop putting questions as the second last sentence. It's starting to get annoying as hell.
PhillyFox 0
Don't change your appearance JUST because someone else wants you to. I hope you at least dyed your hair because you wanted to, too.
kindness 0
um. your boyfriend is a loser. but so are you for dying your hair.
omghehehe 0
Soooo???? So what if his favorite **** star's hair is different. It's not like u were trying to look like her, right? I hope not. U are U hon! Make new fantasies with him :):);) U shouldn't have to, nor want to compete with something that isn't real. Make sense?
Ninjaface 0
Dumb blonde.
manofdoom 0
lol