Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, I dropped my car off at the dealership for a bumper replacement due to a hit and run in a parking lot. After being told it was ready, their shuttle picked me up, and backed up into my just-replaced bumper. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, for the 2nd time in a month, I've been rear-ended at a stop light. One insurance company refuses to pay because of prior damage from the 1st accident, and the other won't pay because of new damage not caused by their client. I just want my car back. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
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IAmAGiantDorito 0
You're probably one of those drivers who brake at the last minute...
redbluegreen 41
I said, what what, in the butt.
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WorkThatButt 2
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waterynuggets 0
Jack..this is where we first met!!! My car will go on and ooooooooon......hmmm..
myhairynutsack 0
YDI. Probably because you hit the brakes too hard. Women do that a lot.
Narzhul 0
People, it's a freaking traffic light, you don't need to wait for the car in front of you to stop before you start to brake. Braking suddenly does nothing. Even if she did brake suddenly, it's still the other idiot's fault. Not to mention it says "while stopped," not "while stopping". OP: YDI you woman driver, causing accidents even while immobile.
um_duh 0
So you like it in the rear then? LOL
plexico 4
You must have one smokin' hot ass, lady! It makes strangers just want to come up and bang you from behind. Butt pictures or it's fake!
palleas_fml 0
and now you're just dreaming awake ^^
plexico 4
C'est ma vie!
RatIsKing 0
somebody up there hates you
ugotit 0
You stupid woman driver
Jarlais 0
she's just a woman who likes it in the rear!
cucumberfabulous 7
You sound like my dad.....got his car rear ended, then drove my car because he didn't have one....then got rear ended again, but that time it totaled the car