majesticous
Spijkenisse, Netherlands
Today, I dropped a butcher's knife on my knuckle. Five stitches later, I can't even wipe my own butt. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You have two hands, right? Hint: use your non-stitched hand for butt-wiping. Don't forget to use the toilet paper.
dukemisery 18
This is why you should get those fancy Japanese toilets. And why you should be careful near knives.
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drrobotnik1 18
you've got two hands, genius
Bearsmomma 30
Since everyone else had the same advice, I'll instead suggest wearing a disposable glove. Oh, and don't use pressure from that finger... just the others, if possible.
AndronicusPark 10
Use your other hand.
kirkaygri 18
Been there, done that. Worst part was not being able to put my car in drive because it was my right hand, I couldn't move it to move the shifter. It was a long two weeks.
majesticous 29
I wasn't able to drive until the stitches got removed! My car does not have power steering... hope your hand is better now!
tingtingmeg 12
last time I checked, people generally have 2 hands...
randybryant799 21
Do you only have one arm?