Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
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Top comments
pavelchekov 12
Isn't that normal? I think most people that have hair that sheds, especially long hair, find at least one strand in their butt crack per shower.
C8H18 33
Everybody sheds. You're just more likely to get hair caught or stuck to you if it's long.
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Comments (17)
GIJoefan 6
Same thing happens to me sometimes. The bane of long hair.
gary8082 14
You need to pull your head out of your ass!
Suaria 38
Same thing happened to me when I had long hair.
boredgirl_02 14
When washing pull the extra hair from your head so as you rinse it doesn't get stuck between the cheeks
sweetbliss3 37
brush your hair first and then shower,that'll help a bit.
Shaeleigh Heather Smith 12
I'm a girl with long hair and this happens to me all the time, I know the feels!
clairecurses 19
I thought this the hair in your butt crack is falling out