Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder. My doctor failed to fix it, but did succeed in practically dislocating the other one. FML
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Today, at a party that was pretty big, I thought it would be funny to photobomb a photo. In doing so, I slipped over and snapped my arm in. I may now have to get surgery. The good thing is I made a hell of a photobomb. FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder doing a really big stretch when I woke up. After the doctor relocated it, my dad told me I still had to do my chores. No excuses. FML
Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML
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Elate 0
Booze to get drunk enough to be stupid - $50 bet to lick own elbow - $20 hospital bill after dislocating own elbow - $2000 Look on your friends faces when you lick it - Priceless
glendahoee 1
well at least you proved yourself
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Comments (133)
justsayfuck 5
'ANATOMIC IMPOSSIBLE!'
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Not impossible; I can do it. I have an extraordinarily long tongue. :o
xThatAsianGurlx 0
you don't need to go the the hospital to get ur shoulder popped back into place in gymnastics the coachs or teamates just punch u as hard as they can on ur shoulder and there problem solved but that sucks OP
Haha_donkey 0
well guess you really wanted money to go on a cruise with your family
Viraten 0
I can lick my elbow without dislocating my shoulder.
bluefairy_fml 24
you deserved it...it's anatomically impossible to lick your elbow.
dingo353 0
Lick my balls!
moodybaby 0
Yea some people can do it without dislocating their shoulder. But wow OP you must have been really determined. YDI
Castiel90 0
at least u get ur 20$.. or more?.
hombrepollo 0
today, I bought my friend a really expensive rare dinosaur fossil while on vacation because he loves that type of thing. my dad broke it while shoving a magazine into the holding bin on the airplane.
magaliwoodrock 19
what people do for money :{D