Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder. My doctor failed to fix it, but did succeed in practically dislocating the other one. FML
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Today, at a party that was pretty big, I thought it would be funny to photobomb a photo. In doing so, I slipped over and snapped my arm in. I may now have to get surgery. The good thing is I made a hell of a photobomb. FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder doing a really big stretch when I woke up. After the doctor relocated it, my dad told me I still had to do my chores. No excuses. FML
Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML
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Elate 0
Booze to get drunk enough to be stupid - $50 bet to lick own elbow - $20 hospital bill after dislocating own elbow - $2000 Look on your friends faces when you lick it - Priceless
glendahoee 1
well at least you proved yourself
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Comments (133)
tpike1296 11
When I read this I thought it said eyebrow...I guess IDI for readin when I wake up! :)
babyceej 4
that's cool i think. now you can lick your elbows anytime if anyone will make a bet with you again. :)
ArtIsResistance7 1
If you can deal with the pain, your new found talent might be of worth! Think of all the money you could make betting other gullible people.
him51772 0
thats not an fml, how much did you get payed for that in comparison to how much it cost to get the shoulder put back in place???
Isamermaid 17
I can lick my elbow without harming myself. And if you're one that says "that's anatomically impossible!" then I'll bet you $20 too. We'll see who's laughing after that bet.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Oh, don't be such a little bitch, OP. :P Just pop it back in, and get back to rubbing your winnings in your friends' faces.
navywife_carrie 0
Classic! wow ur dumb!
tdog_ossim 0
u did it!?!?
hellokittywhore 0
XD I tried!!! and I came so close!!! in times like these I wish I had Gene Simmon's tounge!!! I bet HE can lick his elbow with out dislocating his shoulder.
Freeze_fml 17
I can lick my elbow.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Me too. We's teh sex.
sexiibitch013 0
everybody knows it's impossible to lick your elbow
Djosef_fml 0
Care to put a 20$ bet on that? And add 20$ on the bet if I can lick my elbow in two different arm positions? Because I would enjoy getting 40$ so easily.