Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I found a bird that had fallen from its nest, so I made a new nest for it in a shoebox and put it as close to the old one as possible. When I checked back on it later, all I found was a chewed-up corpse. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
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superalubba 13
R.I.P to all forgotten birds left to rot underneath beds
DooleyFTW 17
I just hope the bird was already dead when your daughter "saved it" from the cat so it didn't have to die slowly and painfully under the bed!
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Comments (66)
hugozac88 22
Well she had good intentions
chanellgymnast 17
She got cawught a little too late. :(
dakkat720 6
and cawse she kant spel worth a shit. she willn't even be able to rite a apology leter to that burd.
Bobskittens1 12
30- Rude! She was trying to be funny, although it wasn't all too funny.
dakkat720 6
shut the **** up. idiot.
perdix 31
Tell your daughter the bird would have died a quick death by the cat instead of the days of suffering it endured under her care. That'll fix the negligent little shit.
hugozac88 22
Ha damn strait
cherry72 13
@15 sure Perdix traumatize the little girl even more with that response. *smh*
perdix 31
#1, yes, the thought to save it was sweet, but forgetting the bird and letting it die a slow, excruciating death was pretty douchey.
olpally 33
Reminds me of the family guy episode where Brian gives Lois a dead bird as a present. Lol. Just throw it out and clean it up. Your daughter has a good heart.
NagainaFier 16
Or when he kept a pony in the closet for Meg. "Oh, ponies like food, don't they?"
olpally 33
Yay! :) someone with another family guy reference!!! :D lol. Awesome!
hugozac88 22
"I'll have what she's having!" What no? Ok then "you've just been revoked!"
mandalove17 8
Poor bird! It was nice of your daughter to try to save it, but the fact that she forgot about it is pretty sad.
hama806 19
OP's daughter was tweet to try to save the bird. Too bad she forgot the follow up appointment.
gordogirls 4
If ops kid is under 6 id recommend saying you found it and luckily took it to the vet, no good will come of making them feel like a bird killer! explain how the bird 'could have' died had u not found it! My guess is the bird was pretty well dead or the parents would have heard it under the bed. My 3 year old found an injured bird a few days back and I told her to put that toy back on the neighbours garage sale table. Luckily she said it wasnt a toy!!
shins 7
Your daughter is either 5 years old or she is just stupid.
kim_larsa 5
Poor bird omg :( reading stories like this really breaks my heart! My prayers go out to that bird!
dakkat720 6
i bet you probably say that after everything bad. like when you cut someone off on the highway..." my prayers go out to you" or you run over a squirrel... " my prayers go out to you" then off to the next tragedy.
NagainaFier 16
Is there anything wrong with her saying that to any tragedy she comes across? Jeez, if that's her way of expressing her emotions, let it be.
dakkat720 6
shut up. loser.