Today, I discovered that the vitamin I've been taking for hair growth actually works really well. Unfortunately, it only works on my leg hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair, skin and nails vitamins. The only thing growing noticeably longer, faster, stronger, and healthier are my pubes. I've never sheared a sheep before, but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable. FML
Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML
Today, after taking hair growth pills and using hair growth medicated shampoos, I have not seen any different in my thinning hair. Can't say the same about the hair sprouting on my knuckles, chin, and toes. My pubes are very thick, silky, and luscious thanks to the treatment. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, I have really big insecurities, and the ONLY thing I like about myself is my hair. I got it permed yesterday, and just now I used shampoo on it, and my hair is falling out. All 12” of it. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hair removal cream. Turns out, I'm allergic to it. My face now looks like a tomato with eyebrows. FML
Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
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jadeleepenguin 29
Shave it off and turn it into a wig
sugarshugar 11
Now you can run around naked without violating public decency laws
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Comments (27)
T_Seg_101 18
Your boyfriend( if you have one) is gonna love that.... Wax strips here you come
ohSNAPyall 27
Methyl-B12 (or maybe methyl-folate, not folic acid). Talk to your doc first to make sure you're not too high in B12.
kenzieiscarson 9
If you want biotin to work on your hair you have to use a direct spray. Briogeo is a really good one. It's made my hair grow six inches in little more than six months.
jelrid 30
Chewbacca, is that you...?
Nickimariek 20
...Well at least now your legs won't be cold ?
ViviMage 40
Try biotin, not Hairytin!
worldclassrager 41
Is that a side affect?
CubanCatastrophe 14
ugh that's sad, I have too much leg hair and I'm trying to grow a man bun, unfortunately, I had a hair cut done forced by my 2 brothers who were in the army that came home for 2 months, one held me down, the other made me look like a ******* seal operator.
AssCancer 5
Try turning upside down after eating it, all that nutrients will then flow to your head
Tannasgh 22
It could be worse...they have my dad rogaine for his heart and he ended up with a a bush growing out of his ears, nose and toes