Today, I discovered that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has learned about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML
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Today, my daughter complained that she no longer wanted to talk about poop, as it grosses her out. This is a girl who can eat a rare steak while watching a guy’s arms get hacked off on TV, but poop is where she draws the line. FML
Today, I have discovered that my daughter is struggling with anorexia. When I sat down to talk with her about it, she said it’s because, "all the other kids at school keep calling her fat." She was underweight before, and has now gone to being severely underweight. FML
Today, my daughter expressed wanting to lose weight so I took her to a licensed dietician nutritionist to get her a healthy eating plan, and even made her an appointment with a personal trainer to get her on track. I walked in on her eating a whole box of laxatives, because "this way is faster." FML
Today, the kids in my 6 year-old daughter’s class were asked what they feared the most. My daughter’s worst fear is apparently not werewolves, sharks, monsters or clowns. Nope, it’s "Eating food I don’t like." FML
Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML
Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML
Today, I found out that my overweight daughter’s teacher starved her during a pizza party. She made her wait an hour until the entire class got a slice and their seconds. When it was her turn, there was only one tiny slice. According to her, she, “looks like she hasn’t missed a meal, she’ll be alright.” FML
Today, my daughter came home from school crying hysterically. Apparently, her teacher is a vegan douchebag who told the whole class, "If your family eats meat, they're eating your future!" Now she screams when we eat meat. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Just wait until she's older and they talk about sex.
jerseyboy732 16
give her a couple days. she will eat eventually
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Comments (76)
mrmerino 0
Keep lots of food in the house. She'll crack eventually.
CessOMG 3
She's probably gonna starve and simply eat.
Knightof5orrow 1
Just don't go blaming the school system for her own stupidity.
Calyx_fml 22
She can be a breathatarian.
catharsis5 9
Haha I can understand, it really is hard to eat when you're thinking of the digestive system. I used to do it when I know I'm eating too much.
icallbullshit 3
Your daughter is an idiot, you've failed as a parent really. Step your game up.
RogueWarrior869 23
How is someone an idiot for considering something like that gross? It is at first and is eventually gotten over. Same for other things.
beef_weezle 13
Sorry, but your daughters a moron.
kalbrek009 20
Anyone who gave OP a YDI is most likely an idiot or in need of some serious therapy, sure kids do some dumb things but HOW is it the parents fault that their kid is this way...it's not like they (themselves) made sure that the kid was grossed out. Some people! FYL OP, sorry you had to get all the ydi's from such stupid people. :(
KiddNYC1O 22
Order pizza! Nobody rejects pizza!
davek 36
Tell her where babies come from.