Today, I discovered that my band section had misspelled my name as "Joke" on our section poster. On purpose. It's supposed to be Jake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
Today, my name was left off of the program at our band concert. I would have been fine with this if it wasn't the third time in a row that this has happened. Yes, I did show them each time. FML
Today, I went onto my band's MySpace just to check if we had any new comments or anything like that and I noticed that I was listed as a past member. Nobody ever told me I was replaced. FML
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate secretly edited a paper I wrote and recently turned in, so that it repeatedly refers to the famed author "Kneel Gayman." I'm positive that's not how it's spelled. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
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Top comments
Brycillium 4
Aw cheer up, it was only a Jake... I mean joke. Really I am sorry this happened to you, hopefully it can be fixed for future performances.
emeraldarcher74 30
hahaha That's a funny Jake.
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Comments (26)
EvilLittleMan 23
Do you own a red shirt and khakis?
species4872 20
Duct tape will fix it.
Kristoffer 35
State Farm has a band section?
writerchic85 26
Roll with it. Use Joke as your stage name. Dress like a clown. Own it.
Zebediabolical 45
I guess the Jake's on you!
Dragonstorm786 17
Since it's just a section poster, you could always change it with a label or marker. At least it wasn't a section shirt, because not everyone would agree to editing their shirt manually.
Nnzyb 8
Just add an "r" at the end.
r00dmutherfucker 10
rip you :(
jjmeow 10
Is your last name English, by chance? :y
NY_isles121 1
Oh the joys of being in band. On a side note, I think I might know you