Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three-hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML
Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML
Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
It was his dick size wasn't it OP? They say people who keep back information or lie say it in their sleep.
br0ccoli 15
"His dick looks exactly like mine before the surgery. He doesn't even know. He doesn't even know... Turtle has been hidden."
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Comments (114)
PowerPanda_fml 3
Haha did the same.
PowerPanda_fml 3
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SqueakyChipmunk 22
OH MY ******* GOD. A PERIOD. ALL HAIL THE PERIOD.
SkoomaKi 28
I don't think girl's will be up to hailing periods. If you know what I mean.
Spiral_Thoughts 19
[accidental comment]
mrdinofly 6
You called out a guy name other than his during your sleep?
reject214 10
Maybe you said, ''I love you''. That would scare some guys quickly.
KiddNYC1O 22
She mentioned marriage. The horror!
Myo_fml 20
You probably fessed up about that ****** you faked.
saxetsasnak 5
That sucks OP. I don't necessarily talk in my sleep, but I'm known to mutter obscenities. It makes people uncomfortable
bizarre_ftw 22
Did you cheat? Do you want to? Are you second guessing the relationship? Is there something he likes that you find ridiculous? Do you fake orgasms? Really it could be anything you've been withholding cuz you think it'd hurt him, or you could've said your ex's name instead of his in the middle of the night. One way or another I'd go see a sleep specialist
Dogbite1313 5
Why see a sleep specialist over talking in your sleep I know a lot of people that do it. It's not like sleep walking or eating. Your not hurting anyone, and hurt feelings over it don't count, it happens you have no clue what you say or why you say it. I never remember what i might have said, even if I get asked about my dreams which I remember most of the time. The two never go together.
ElricMustang 23
Does anyone else want to know what was said?
cristy91 33
Pretty sure even OP wants to know
Sakura11101 4
That sucks. I moan in my sleep and my friends make fun of me for it. Anyways, I hope everything works out. Give him a few days; he should get over it.