Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML
Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, there was a gas leak at work. We called the fire department, who advised us to evacuate the building. We called our manager to let her know, and her response was "Oh, don’t do that." My boss would rather let us die of carbon monoxide exposure than lose out on 3 hours of work. FML
Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML
Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML
Today, I smelled gas when entering my apartment. I checked everything and then left to seek help. I was told to call 911, which resulted in two firetrucks and 10+ firefighters, one of which was my high school sweetheart, entering my messy apartment and finding nothing wrong. FML
Today, my house caught fire right before I was supposed to present a school project. My teacher told me to, "just suck it up and do it anyway." FML
Today, my office building had a surprise fire drill. As I rushed to exit, I realized that I’d put on a shirt that was way too tight. It felt like it was practically cutting off my circulation, and I couldn’t breathe too well. I tried to suck in my stomach but almost passed out in the process. I spent the rest of the drill struggling with my shirt while people gave me weird looks. FML
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
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x_KL_x 7
Sounds like they planned it all out well then.
ChaosAngel17 14
Smokey Bear is crying right now.
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Comments (168)
clm123455 14
Oh my! Honestly, tell someone. It's no use to have a drill if it'll end like that!
linkinpark98 24
During my fire drills, I jump the fence and run home. :D Nah, but that does sound like something I would do.
clm123455 14
Haha me too!
The_Troller 14
I would run home if it weren't 15 miles from my home to my school
clm123455 14
Haha, its about an hour walk for me. Most likely 30 minute run at the most.
mrtjawesome 14
is this indoors? all the fire drills ive seen have been outdoors
japtch 15
Not sure if troll or just stupid.
Klefhomacked 11
Oh, yes because if there's a fire, they're really going to leave the students indoors.
clm123455 14
Why in the world would they leave students in a burning building?? That's pure stupidity, but thanks for sharing your idiotic comment there buddy.
Emperorerror 8
TROOOLLLLLL IN THE DUNGEON!!!!!!!
littlemsweirdo 12
That bombs!
friisen_ 0
Graduating will be an accomplishment even id you fail All classes
mrs_bruno_mars 14
...It's kind of impossible to graduate while failing every class. Just saying.
br0ccoli 15
In case of a real emergency your ass can run to safety since you noticed the potential missiles of death early on.
ncktyu 0
What the ****. No ******* school would do that during a fire drill, they take you outside. Only during a tornado drill do that line you against the wall do avoid flying widow glass
ninjadinos 14
**** that. If it was a real fire, get the hell away from that. The school can kiss your ass. If there's anyone alive.
xgetxbentx 13
So don't you think it'd be a good idea to say something? When I was in high school we had a bomb threat, they didn't clear the building until the last minute and then had us all like 50ft from the building. Granted everyone pretty much knew it was a hoax, still not the best plan. So I said something, now they get everyone clear to the other side of the block.
t765234 10
My school puts us all on the bleachers during a bomb threat, because, you know, someone trying to kill us with a bomb would never think to place it under the predetermined evacuation area. It's like they're just rounding us up to save a potential bomber time.
vicky_reoow 1
my school is also a shithole, unfortunately.