Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML
Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, there was a gas leak at work. We called the fire department, who advised us to evacuate the building. We called our manager to let her know, and her response was "Oh, don’t do that." My boss would rather let us die of carbon monoxide exposure than lose out on 3 hours of work. FML
Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML
Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML
Today, I smelled gas when entering my apartment. I checked everything and then left to seek help. I was told to call 911, which resulted in two firetrucks and 10+ firefighters, one of which was my high school sweetheart, entering my messy apartment and finding nothing wrong. FML
Today, my house caught fire right before I was supposed to present a school project. My teacher told me to, "just suck it up and do it anyway." FML
Today, my office building had a surprise fire drill. As I rushed to exit, I realized that I’d put on a shirt that was way too tight. It felt like it was practically cutting off my circulation, and I couldn’t breathe too well. I tried to suck in my stomach but almost passed out in the process. I spent the rest of the drill struggling with my shirt while people gave me weird looks. FML
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
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x_KL_x 7
Sounds like they planned it all out well then.
ChaosAngel17 14
Smokey Bear is crying right now.
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Comments (168)
iseyixes 18
Maybe you should speak up and explain to the awesome faculty that they need a new plan.
MickGold 8
Yes, do it! I don't imagine getting blown up into flames by a propane tank would be pleasant, nor burning in a lit up school. Time for plan B?
Musicholic_asey 1
I hope you're smart enough to not follow them when a fire does break out.
lkrunner101 7
If a fire actually broke out or someone with a gun came to school, i can guarentee that anyone who lines up as the school says to is an idiot.. RUN!!!
Musicholic_asey 1
True. By then, it's every man for himself. I believe the teachers wouldn't stick around as well.
lionlvr 9
Jump out the window!
Argenisjose 9
you're a Genius tell your principle to change the fire drill route.
aliadnan708 6
Maybe u should mention that to ur consoler or something cuz that's some serious shit
eva4757 0
sounds like the management isn't really educated..
outch_fml 0
Is your school a gas station?
Honestly_Lainey 21
Explosive education?
clm123455 14
I like the way you think!
Honestly_Lainey 21
So do I. But apparently everyone else doesn't...
clm123455 14
Awh, I guess they can't take a joke huh?(:
lifeisabitchthen 4
How would anyone deserve this ?
sydneyaval 9
Die and swed in heaven with no worries or troubles. Stop looking to the negative side...people these days....
xgetxbentx 13
Soo maybe you haven't heard, but um, not everyone believes in heaven and not everyone who does believe goes there.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Except the fact that you can die, instantly or slowly with pain if you survived the propane tanks exploding. Second, you die or you are injured badly because of human stupidity within the school faculty and failure to protect it's students. Also, no one knows for sure what exacly happens after you die, well that's your personal belief.
t765234 10
24- Please take your own advice, we don't want your DNA in the gene pool.
THE_A_TEEN 28
#63, shit calm down. Someone making a misguided comment (like the OP of this thread, but not too idiotic) does not mean you can suggest a person to kill themselves.
KMtheDrummer 6
Successful troll.
sydneyaval 9
Okay well I displayed my beliefs here so why should someone have the right to say they don't believe in something but I don't have the right for believing?
moneybagz131 6
Seems legit