Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML
Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, there was a gas leak at work. We called the fire department, who advised us to evacuate the building. We called our manager to let her know, and her response was "Oh, don’t do that." My boss would rather let us die of carbon monoxide exposure than lose out on 3 hours of work. FML
Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML
Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML
Today, I smelled gas when entering my apartment. I checked everything and then left to seek help. I was told to call 911, which resulted in two firetrucks and 10+ firefighters, one of which was my high school sweetheart, entering my messy apartment and finding nothing wrong. FML
Today, my house caught fire right before I was supposed to present a school project. My teacher told me to, "just suck it up and do it anyway." FML
Today, my office building had a surprise fire drill. As I rushed to exit, I realized that I’d put on a shirt that was way too tight. It felt like it was practically cutting off my circulation, and I couldn’t breathe too well. I tried to suck in my stomach but almost passed out in the process. I spent the rest of the drill struggling with my shirt while people gave me weird looks. FML
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
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x_KL_x 7
Sounds like they planned it all out well then.
ChaosAngel17 14
Smokey Bear is crying right now.
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Comments (168)
Jenchixo 1
Hey its all man hoes ladies bitches and **** for themselves, in a real fire nobody ain't gonna listen to the teacher they going to get the **** out! That's for sure lol
nvo 6
How about you speak up? The school's fire warden doesn't read FML...
Bebbo_fml 21
send a formal complaint. clearly they havent thought about it and need someone to shed light on it.
gardenwhipped3 14
Thank you for your cooperation during this drill. Had this been a real emergency, we would have simply said "screw this I quit" and exited the building in the most violent and disorganized fashion possible.
iSketz 3
Well you better hope that if there ever is a fire you are away that day.
Alex_5647 2
LOL Complain to the school board And if they don't listen, sue the school
dudeisdude2224 1
your school sounds idiotic
funnyguy2697 6
my school does that too.
Coach634 4
Why does your school have propane tanks in them? That seems dangerous.
Silentcrafter11 13
Yesterday at my school, someone pulled the fire alarm. Our teacher seemed more concerned about picking up some papers that were on the floor than getting out. Today, someone pulled the fire alarm again, and our teacher blocked the doorway. Purposely.