Today, I did a California stop during a drive with my Driver's Ed teacher. He made me get out, hug the stop sign and apologize to it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML
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Manna182 10
As an Australian, I have no idea what a California stop is
cranberries_fml 17
Despite being the opposite of a California stop, I do think that acknowledging stop signs' feelings is vaguely Californian
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Comments (130)
mpalomba3 6
Idk why it's called a California stop because that's how everyone in the country does it
vdturner25 15
Basically a rolling stop lol not something that will help you pass a license test. No matter where you are :P
thathobothere 17
It seems the OP's DE teacher is more of a fan of the Canadian stop.
ThisIsCarlJr 9
We call it a California roll
khiiirsty 14
Lol! As a californian, I know exactly what a CA stop is. For those who do not know, there is one rule for the "Cali Roll". You slow down, but never stop, at stop signs.
khiiirsty 14
Unless, of course, there is someone crossing the street. But I hope that's obvious
timon6442 6
if your with your drivers ed teacher why the **** would you not follow the laws of the road? your dumb ass is lucky they didn't just fail you on the spot
mint mochi 11
At least the sign is happy now