Today, I did a California stop during a drive with my Driver's Ed teacher. He made me get out, hug the stop sign and apologize to it. FML
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Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML
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Manna182 10
As an Australian, I have no idea what a California stop is
cranberries_fml 17
Despite being the opposite of a California stop, I do think that acknowledging stop signs' feelings is vaguely Californian
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Comments (130)
mariri9206 32
You so deserve it. After you've passed Driver's Ed and gotten your license, it's one thing, especially since, like, mostly everyone does it. But, until you get there, you should always obey the rules of the road, especially when in the car with YOUR DRIVER'S ED TEACHER. Actually, you should obey all the rules of the road, even after you get your license. What if something were to happen because you ignored the stop sign? What if you got in an accident?
UnboundA 10
Your teacher is awesome!
LyricaSilvan 30
My older sister had to get out of the car and kiss the stop sign when she learned to drive.
alex_gen 39
As an American, I didn't even know what a California stop is. Just call it a rolling stop and be done with it. I'll vote YDI because you never know if a car on a intersection lane will pop out of nowhere, and it's better to be safe than sorry.
Draveren 11
I'd like like your instructor for president. Don't care of what. Hopefully of a country, but I don't really care which one. I just like the idea of him being in charge, of as much people as possibile.
aswethinkweiz 20
let's be honest, we've all done it at some point in our lives. But the teacher's response is awesome haha
jamiejones455 3
Hmmm. We call that a curtsy here.
rosesarenice 5
I'm from California and I don't even know what a Californian stop is...
passionsbite 17
Aka the Brooklyn slide
artistswife 19
Here in Illinois I got a $100 ticket for doing that.