Today, I did a California stop during a drive with my Driver's Ed teacher. He made me get out, hug the stop sign and apologize to it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML
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Manna182 10
As an Australian, I have no idea what a California stop is
cranberries_fml 17
Despite being the opposite of a California stop, I do think that acknowledging stop signs' feelings is vaguely Californian
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Comments (130)
clair_brodie 35
Who the hell does not follow every single rule of the road while in Drivers Ed? YDI
bobsanction 18
Why would you do that during drivers ed? Stupid wanker.
MReyes320 12
Seriously the most fantastic post I've seen on here in weeks. Thanks for the laugh.
xGoldColossus 7
Did he at least pass you in return for hugging a stop sign?
CuteKoalaGirl 18
We always just called it a California Roll. Like the sushi, but.. not. XD Because you just roll through the stop sign instead of stopping at it.
Mortoli 30
oh wow every drivers ed teach should make a student do this lmao
Superbaker123 14
That guy has a pretty good sense of humor, I bet you'll stop all the way now.
fictionaldiary 11
You broke the law while driving with your instructor? How do you not think you deserve this? In fact, you should feel lucky that's all he made you do. For the sake of your country, I hope you don't ever pass your test. (I had to look up "California stop", by the way; not everyone is American).
Werenothingmuch 2
California or Canadian?
ZaiopePerSe 15
as he well should've. You were there to learn yet you chose to ignore one of the most obvious traffic signs