Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the Bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML
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akd1v 0
who the hell talks about the bible during sex anyways ?
ilovejorgerabara 3
Who the hell has a conversation during sex anyways?
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Comments (170)
SchwizerMan 2
This may be ignorant but i dont see why you cant talk about the bible during sex. Traditionally if theres talking, its dirty but if he wants to talk about the bible, so be it
Vaesive 0
I dont think yelling "oh, god!" counts as talking about the bible....
22cute 17
these FMLs are. recycled
c8lnlovesmusic 0
i know how this feels....
monkeybanana 7
sounds like you're feeling guilty about having sex when he talks about the bible?
bnvc 0
um...... with hold sex till he gets the message?
awesomelikethat 0
So you stopped having sex to talk about the bible. Your bf must feel really unholy during sex
dhiran_singh 16
Ooohhhh baabyyyyy you know da Bible says to only have sex after marriage... *screams*
luckylucas26 9
Psycho...
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Has he expressed his fantasy of inviting the door knockers in to read to you both?