Today, I decided to treat my yeast infection over the counter to avoid going to the doctor. Too bad I didn't read the directions. Now I have to go to the doctor to get the tip of the applicator removed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML
Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a very unpleasant doctor's appointment. I got out of the shower and used a new body spray all over my torso and arms. Turns out I'm allergic to it and now my skin is on fire, so now I get to go to an already uncomfortable appointment even more uncomfortable than I'd planned. FML
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
Today, I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML
Today, I popped a zit and I went to put my acne medicine on it. It's in a clear bottle with a blue cap, just like the nearby nailpolish remover. I grabbed the wrong one. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's to get a checkup. When the nurse stuck the Otoscope into my ear to look, she was disgusted. When she pulled it out, she told me that I had an ear infection, and that she'd popped a pimple in there by mistake. FML
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
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Top comments
RequiemCube 0
You deserve it for arbitrarily cramming things in there. You're fortunate it's just an applicator.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Your ****** must be huge if you've been given directions. Most people just get instructions.
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Comments (111)
Anteezy 7
Did the tip fall behind the snuke hidden in your ******?
ragsy 7
This must be the same woman who can't use a can of spray paint.
Welfarebob 0
pillow pants bit off the tip and is hiding it deep inside (if you don't know who pillow pants is google is your friend)
pride90 0
dr: heree tippy tippy tipppy come here boy come onnn
pride90 0
LOOOOOOOOOOLLL ahahahahhaha
erjaguam 0
I would've gone to the doctor. sorry to hear that...
sportsnut 0
you know a little cleaning does the ****** good ya know....buuuut you're from the south so you wouldnt know. A little cranberry juice goes a long way too
stormin972 0
Have your boyfriend watch the movie teeth and then have some fun.
happybillie 0
if I'm sticking something up there,Id want too know how too do it properly
fail_gurl21 7
YDI