Today, I decided to treat my yeast infection over the counter to avoid going to the doctor. Too bad I didn't read the directions. Now I have to go to the doctor to get the tip of the applicator removed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML
Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a very unpleasant doctor's appointment. I got out of the shower and used a new body spray all over my torso and arms. Turns out I'm allergic to it and now my skin is on fire, so now I get to go to an already uncomfortable appointment even more uncomfortable than I'd planned. FML
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
Today, I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML
Today, I popped a zit and I went to put my acne medicine on it. It's in a clear bottle with a blue cap, just like the nearby nailpolish remover. I grabbed the wrong one. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's to get a checkup. When the nurse stuck the Otoscope into my ear to look, she was disgusted. When she pulled it out, she told me that I had an ear infection, and that she'd popped a pimple in there by mistake. FML
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
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Top comments
RequiemCube 0
You deserve it for arbitrarily cramming things in there. You're fortunate it's just an applicator.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Your ****** must be huge if you've been given directions. Most people just get instructions.
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Comments (111)
YeahFMLxX 0
I blew my load to this.... mmmmm cheesy... :D
youthink_fml 0
Ha ha!
Nayda_fml 0
Wow, with reading all these comments I'd like to say that there are alot of intelligent ppl out there who know their sht
xxxcroninxxx 0
you stupid ass i hope its stuck in there
breyahna12397 0
triple yuck lolz
lovesick4628 0
dude, I'm 11, and I'm not that stupid... I've had to use it last year, and I didn't need to go to the doctors! Jeebus... Wow.
yourefreakindumb 0
You deserve it. Read the ******* instructions on anything that you need to cram into your body. Common sense. You get no sympathy at all whatsoever from me. You are a ******* idiot.
BrownSugar_fml 5
I'm really surprised by the number of people who seem to know all about yeast infections....
Phobic_fml 14
that's one you might coulda kept to yourself.
somethingnew24 0
so did she write this while at the doctors or while it was up there? I mean what the hell are you priorites woman geez!
supmofukka 0
ydi for having a bakery down there. dont anyone try and convince me that all girls get one bcuz im a 21 year old lady and have never had one. make ur doctor a loaf of sourdough as a gift.
calypsomom 0
And at 21 you've seen and done it all? I would say you are in the minority rather than the majority. Yeast infections are very easy to contract. Antibiotics, hormonal changes, douching, a lowered immune system....the list goes on and on. When and if it happens to you I hope someone is just as insensitive about your situation as you are now. That said, I DO have a hard time understanding how the "tip" came off. This scenario is not impossible, but it does seem improbable.
Inky_fml 0
21 maybe; lady, definitely not. I'm 22 and I've never had one, but that does not mean I don't know how they happen or that I would stupidly blame someone for a generally unpreventable process.
Pandacakes96 5
I'm seventeen, and I get them all the time due to high blood sugar. I started getting them when I was 13. they have nothing to do with sex.