Today, I decided to treat my yeast infection over the counter to avoid going to the doctor. Too bad I didn't read the directions. Now I have to go to the doctor to get the tip of the applicator removed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML
Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a very unpleasant doctor's appointment. I got out of the shower and used a new body spray all over my torso and arms. Turns out I'm allergic to it and now my skin is on fire, so now I get to go to an already uncomfortable appointment even more uncomfortable than I'd planned. FML
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
Today, I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML
Today, I popped a zit and I went to put my acne medicine on it. It's in a clear bottle with a blue cap, just like the nearby nailpolish remover. I grabbed the wrong one. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's to get a checkup. When the nurse stuck the Otoscope into my ear to look, she was disgusted. When she pulled it out, she told me that I had an ear infection, and that she'd popped a pimple in there by mistake. FML
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
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Top comments
RequiemCube 0
You deserve it for arbitrarily cramming things in there. You're fortunate it's just an applicator.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Your ****** must be huge if you've been given directions. Most people just get instructions.
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Comments (111)
dropxdeadxgeneva 0
YDI for not going to the doctor you nasty.
Vitamin_C 0
Rule of thumb: if it's going in your ******, read the instructions first. Carefully. Twice.
hellomikey 0
What the hell is wrong with you? And people in general??? You are a ******* *****...
sangernicole 0
You are SO ******* STUPID. Have you ever even taken a Sex-Ed class? World class idiot.
DiDi123_fml 0
@ #59..You're ******* ignorant if you think that only skanks get yeast infections. You can get a yeast infection from taking too many bubble baths. If she was treating her genital warts, then you could possibly call her a *****. But a yeast infection? It's my turn to ask you what the hell is wrong with you. And more than that, stop being an arrogant ass when you don't know what the **** you're talking about. You're either a man or a 13 year old girl.
ericoutlaw18 0
first that's nasty and second u deserve it ik u was embaress but that crap is serious
xlostwithoutu 0
Wow you're quite a dumbass, now aren't you?
erjaguam 0
lol!!!!
portablecupid 3
i dont know how youd even do that. ive used one of those things before - yeah theres a tip, but its attached to the long plastic part. that chick would have to try pretty hard to break it off in there, especially far enough in that she couldnt pull it out.... fake?
ipownyew234 0
ew!
9109018 0
YDI! Always see your doc