Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly jumping over the track hurdles. The last one was the easiest. The easiest to crush my balls on, and twist my ankle up in the process. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML
Today, I participated in an obstacle course. As I was going over a set of monkey bars, my balls got crushed between the bar and my gut. I barely managed to get down before blacking out in the middle of the road. FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I was running at the gym, feeling like a fitness influencer. I increased the treadmill speed to “sprint” mode. My shoelace got caught in the belt, and I was launched backward into a rack of yoga mats, knocking them over like bowling pins. FML
Today, I got on a treadmill for the first time. I was running at a very high speed. I needed a break but didn't know how to get off. I decided to just let the machine take me to the edge so I could get off. I was thrown off the treadmill and landed with my happy sacks crashing into a dumbbell. FML
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
Today, during gymnastics tryouts, I tried one last move to impress the judge, jumped up but landed crotch first on the beam. I fell off, curled up in pain while everyone just stayed frozen, still waiting on the judge's pick. She barely glanced at me then picked the girl next to me, who ran off happy. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
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andradepz 0
ur a dumb ass
skorpien 1
Hope they got a good laugh. YDI
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Comments (132)
sweetandsexy 0
hahhahahahaha!
taternuts 0
i suggest you try another sport, like knitting
OzzyJones 0
YDI for attempting to mock others. Karma hurts, don't it? :}
RaVeN53 7
There's a reason there on the team and you're not YDI
CHrissalee 0
Ydi... Noone likes a showoff
Yaqui_fml 9
You SURE showed them! I have to say though that I appreciated your word play there.
larisonr 4
I've learned that any fmls where your trying to mock, or impress for that matter, just don't get any sympathy, don't go for it.
athos1237 4
I laugh in your general direction because you're a douche bag. Now had you been in a race and it happened accidentally I'd throw some sympathy but guess who the "stuck up runner" turned out to be.
ohhaixp 6
crushed nuts ftw
docscientist 10
Ah huh huh. huh. huh. I do say Charles, what a marvelous display of being poor.