Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly jumping over the track hurdles. The last one was the easiest. The easiest to crush my balls on, and twist my ankle up in the process. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML
Today, I participated in an obstacle course. As I was going over a set of monkey bars, my balls got crushed between the bar and my gut. I barely managed to get down before blacking out in the middle of the road. FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I was running at the gym, feeling like a fitness influencer. I increased the treadmill speed to “sprint” mode. My shoelace got caught in the belt, and I was launched backward into a rack of yoga mats, knocking them over like bowling pins. FML
Today, I got on a treadmill for the first time. I was running at a very high speed. I needed a break but didn't know how to get off. I decided to just let the machine take me to the edge so I could get off. I was thrown off the treadmill and landed with my happy sacks crashing into a dumbbell. FML
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
Today, during gymnastics tryouts, I tried one last move to impress the judge, jumped up but landed crotch first on the beam. I fell off, curled up in pain while everyone just stayed frozen, still waiting on the judge's pick. She barely glanced at me then picked the girl next to me, who ran off happy. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
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andradepz 0
ur a dumb ass
skorpien 1
Hope they got a good laugh. YDI
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HeJustKnowsBest 3
Why did you feel a need to mock them by stooping to their level? Next time just yell at them saying that their talent is of no great use to society as a whole, that will set them straight.
bkillam 0
Yeah Phedipedes running 26.2 miles in a time even world record holders gawk at is useless. He did so to inform his city-state if Marathon of invaders and helped save his home, but when arriving in Marathon he warned his fellow citizens and them immediately died of exhaustion. Distance running was one of the five original Olympic sports. Running is the MOST physically demanding sport. Go fist yourself dick, and while your at it cut your balls off so I don't have to deal with your kids.
HeJustKnowsBest 3
#101: I'd like to see things from your viewpoint, however I can't seem to stick my head that far up my ass. Next time you search for evidence to back up your claim don't use a Greek myth, it makes you look like an even bigger retard. Furthermore the Olympics is a complete waste of resources, where we hold high the over payed athletes of the world who are of no contribution to the advancement of civilized society. It's close minded pricks like you who shouldn't have kids; you're a hemorrhoid on the ass of society.
jewels1877 0
I bet that put a twist on things. I hope that your self esteem wasn't crushed. Have a nice trip, see you next fall. Yay for horrible puns.
a_traveler 5
The objective of being on the track team isn't about showing off to those who are seemingly slower. it's about running your leg, for no one else but yourself. To make your personal best even better. The track is one of the very few places in a high school career that you can put your heart and soul into what your doing because you do it for you, no one else. You lay everything you've got on the line because that's what you're there for. You're a runner, that's who you are, that's what you do.
SirEBC 7
Get out of here with that nonsense.
whitewoods 3
lol
cptmorgan15 2
What a speech. *Goosebumps*
flockingshpoo 0
try shotput,discus, or javelin might not hurt your balls with that
purple_sarah88 0
Pride comes before a fall! Maybe the "stuck up runners" you were mocking had more training than you?
lekiat 0
what an idiot. YDI! GAL!
sgtrobswifey 0
Well.. though they may have been practicing to run from the popo.. this may have helped you realize a life of crime is not for you. As you have realized you fail miserably when it comes to running and jumping, simultaneously. You might want to thank them.
Daddy_Phat_Stack 0
since i am a hurdler..i can tell u its not easy..guess u found that out yourself lol
FMLoverAgain 7
i want you for my husband, cutie!
footballguyyy 0
it's impossible to break your ankle . . . it's a joint not a bone.
purple_sarah88 0
Um, OP said they twisted their ankle not broke it and a broken ankle can refer to any one of a variety of fractures involving the bones that form the ankle joint: the fibula, the tibia, and the talus.
ultimatum946 0
Good sir it is possible to brake your ankle my friend broke his 2 months ago. And yes i'm 100% sure he broke it.
metalwolf 17
good to know i didnt break mine back in highschool. Could you tell me why i had pain and couldnt walk without crutches for days though?
whitewoods 3
You still succeeded in mocking them, most can barely get their feet off the ground. Track meets are painful to watch.
xNephilim 19
Maybe your school and the surrounding schools just suck, because the track meets I went to with my team were great to watch.