Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive pasta and sauce etc. It looked delicious, I decided the finishing touch would be some parmesan cheese. I grabbed the bag and threw a handful of cheese on my meal. The cheese was about 98% mould. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made homemade pasta from scratch. I spent hours kneading the dough, rolling it out, and cutting it into perfect strips. When I went to cook it, I realized that I forgot to add salt to the dough. The pasta tasted like damp cardboard. FML
Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML
Today, I was having a cheat meal after two weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It had been baked into the cheese. FML
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, while on break from work, I went to the cafeteria and bought cheese cubes. One of my coworkers, who is usually very pleasant, asked to try some and I said yes. She ate all the cheddar cubes in the bowl, which are the only ones I like. I wasted $3 for someone else to eat my food. FML
Today, I came home tired and hungry from work. I put my feet up and sat down with a big bowl of chips and salsa. I thought I must've been really hungry because my regular no-name salsa tasted way better than usual. I looked down to examine the jar. Looks like I like the taste of mold. FML
Today, I went to work. All day, all I wanted to eat was my favorite cheese, which was waiting for me at home. I came home and someone had eaten it, then put the empty wrapper back in the fridge. FML
Today, I was making one of those microwavable pizza kits. Realizing I had no crushed red pepper to put on it, my mom suggested using a chili pepper she had dried. Thinking it was a great idea, I cracked it open on my pizza and out popped some fuzzy white mold and two maggots. FML
Today, I decided to have some bagels. It was only after I ate them that I looked at the cream cheese and discovered that it expired 3 years ago. FML
Today, like many other days, I got up to make breakfast before dawn. Not wanting to waste food, I took apart a chicken that looked fine, cutting away some of the breast for a burrito, only to realize after I ate it and went to throw out the bony bits, it was completely moldy underneath. Penicillin, anyone? FML
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DynamicDave 11
Actually, it was 100% mold. That's what cheese is.
Occums_Razor 0
You shoulda checked.
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lizabee24 0
Cheese is mold so don't make a big deal out've it... Just cut the piece off that isn't that appitiezing....
lunaxnueva 0
One dollar of pasta serves like eight people. What the hell is "expensive" pasta? And since when is one dollar pasta and moldy cheese a nice meal?
youlose_ 0
CHEEZ :0
slyace 9
Failed on many levels. YDI
youlose_ 0
cheez iz made frum penizez
iFerret 0
Awwww, that happened to me before. Except I checked the bag before I put it on. Of course, I didn't consider it a fantastic meal. But I like pasta so I was sad.
allmidnighteyes 11
At least it wasn't Pedegg shavings
flying_vegan 0
Blessed are the cheesemakers
f_alltheirlives 3
A couple of facts, most of them already mentioned: Mould is one correct spelled version of the word. Pasta is cheap, but if OP bought expensive pasta then I guess we should take OP's word for it. Pasta is good and thus "treating yourself" becomes a valid thing to say, even though OP never used the term. Mould is not wanted on cheese in most cases and it's certainly not the same as cheese. All Americans are not dumb, those that presume they invented the english language however, are. Cheez is infact made from penizez Sorry if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes in this post but I dont give a ****, I can't spell good norwegian neither and I slept through most of the classes about grammar. One is not dumb if they cant spell properly though, as the point is if the point is made understooodable (lol) and if it's a good one.
Shegs 0
ydi, you should of checked the colour because now you've had to savour the flavour of mould. :p All praise the letter 'u.'