Today, I decided to light a lantern and watch it fly with my girlfriend after midnight. The neighbor's tree caught fire. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be fun to climb a tree. My older sister also thought it would be fun to set the tree on fire. FML
Today, I complained about a wasp nest in the yard. My boyfriend said he'd take care of it once the sun went down. That evening, I looked outside to see him pour gasoline on the nest and set it on fire. FML
Today, some idiots set off fireworks close to my house. I was a bit worried, but my uncle assured me it would be fine and left to run an errand. Just minutes later, I looked up to find the tree right next to my wooden balcony engulfed in flames. FML
Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML
Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML
Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML
Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML
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xSonic 9
And at last I see the light....
maxhhh 18
Good start to a good year!!
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Comments (64)
loooloool 13
That's the funniest thing ive seen today
randome101 12
Why is there 3x more f our life? That's something you hit you deserve it on
kingbrizo 24
way to ring in the new year OP- although i think the firestation's bell did more ringing....
Muttley9 13
What goes up MUST come down... one way or another, preferably not gloriously aflame :)
outoftown 27
Hey, what's wrong with starting the new year with a little arson? As long as you like wearing stripes. YDI
hhelms2009 8
This is when blaming it on the other neighbors come in handy. :D
mattdaviess 6
must have been a hot date : D
Yessi_Boo 14
I tried that and got fined -_- apparently illegal in some states.
Faeryl_fml 6
:(
teens_forever 9
RUN!!!