Today, I decided to light a lantern and watch it fly with my girlfriend after midnight. The neighbor's tree caught fire. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought it would be fun to climb a tree. My older sister also thought it would be fun to set the tree on fire. FML
Today, I complained about a wasp nest in the yard. My boyfriend said he'd take care of it once the sun went down. That evening, I looked outside to see him pour gasoline on the nest and set it on fire. FML
Today, some idiots set off fireworks close to my house. I was a bit worried, but my uncle assured me it would be fine and left to run an errand. Just minutes later, I looked up to find the tree right next to my wooden balcony engulfed in flames. FML
Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML
Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML
Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML
Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML
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xSonic 9
And at last I see the light....
maxhhh 18
Good start to a good year!!
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Comments (64)
GrantEvans 14
this is where punctuation is needed, did the lanturn really fly with your girlfriend?
ironmany_fml 23
the real question is that where did OP find a girlfriend that can fly...?
worldclassrager 41
Damn wind....better luck next time OP...
Sirpence 9
Don't you know you're supposed to do that in the open where the are no obstructions sorry op YDI
skittyskatbrat 19
Errrr...we have lit off dozens of these. You don't do it unless it's rained recently and there is little to no wind. Otherwise...you can set trees and houses on fire! They are awesome to see but just not safe under all conditions! Hope it was a small fire and out quickly!
badams92 5
I mean it could have been worse, it could have been their house on fire.
taybay23 13
It's the thought that counts(:
awilliams44 9
haha I would have laughed.. omg I'm mean.. haha sorry op
shoobledooble 1
I just saw on Facebook that a person was celebrating New Years and their tree caught fire because of a lantern thingy.
ironmany_fml 23
duuude your girlfriend can fly... ?? O.o
williamnot 3
In france it's cars wich burn