Today, I decided to give a break to my students halfway through my three hour lecture. The break became the end of the lecture, because nobody came back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I drove 3 hours to get to a class, just to have the professor leave a note on the classroom door saying that she wasn't coming. FML
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML
Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, I gave a talk in my management class about creating effective presentations and holding people's attention. Go figure, pretty much nobody paid any attention. FML
Today, during a virtual class, I thought I was muted and said, “I’m gonna fake a technical issue and take a nap.” The professor responded, “Let us know how the nap goes.” I never logged back in. FML
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LostInTheZone11 29
Keep teaching the empty room. Then they can't complain on not knowing the info on the test.
whassallt26 13
They paid for university, if they want to waste all that money let them
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Comments (78)
Ninjerman 7
"Medhistory", as in medieval history? Sign me up!!
GoldenGirl879 4
Well just make sure to quiz or test them on the material they missed.
o76923 8
I'm sorry that whoever is in charge of scheduling your department didn't warn you away from that. We have the potential for a few double-length lectures that are 2.5 hours and we are all warned to never teach them if at all possible. Students just won't pay attention for that long. I can't even imagine trying to keep them around in a class longer than that.
GermanRanger 7
Make alot of the next test on what the missed cuz they left by there choice