Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, I had my first day off in six months. My mother immediately came down to my room and demanded that I clean the entire house. As I was cleaning, she said, "You don’t get to relax. Ever. Lazy ass." FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
Today, I cleaned our whole house. I wasn’t expecting praise, it was just the house needed cleaning so I did it. I also wasn’t expecting my girlfriend to get mad at me for “cleaning everything as a form of passive aggressively criticising her for her not having cleaned the house either.” What? FML
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
Today, my overly-clean mum decided to drop by and surprise me by cleaning my house while I was out jogging. She used half a bottle of bleach, and now it hurts to blink, let alone breathe. FML
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onceuponatime456 16
If you are old enough to leave home, then do so at the soonest opportunity.
fmlstarterkit 13
sounds like menopause has kicked in. good luck
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Comments (18)
Xynie 20
Think about it this way.....you probably won't have to clean the house again.
PhoenixChick 26
If behavior like this is common, you might want to look up Borderline Personality Disorder. My mom did shit like this constantly, and it wasn't until I later heard of and looked up the disorder that things started to make sense. Contradictory behavior and "changing the goal post" are pretty classic symptoms.
rhiannonleesarah 14
Mess the house up and then let her clean it, if that's what she wants
WTF STFU 3
Never make that mistake again leave it look like shit and remind her when she complains that she is the one who did not want you cleaning it, Get her some proper meds for her bipolar bullshit and tell her to GROW THE HELL UP.
Mist3r_Pnut 6
Reminds me of that ep of family guy
JackWood 21
No good deed goes unpunished.