Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest, "No." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, I didn't put any makeup on my acne-ridden and newly sun-burnt face. Today was also the first time I've ever run into my crush outside of work, all while trying to parallel park in a car that hasn't been washed in 6 months. I hit the car behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because then you'll be ugly.“ FML
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Top comments
astoryofroses 9
That's the thing with wearing make up all the time: no one appreciates your true beauty since they're all used to the fake you :( fyl OP
Betz 10
"No sweetheart, but you will be!" *punch*
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Comments (189)
hewro_failure 11
This is what happens when you hide your face under a glob of make up ... YDI for being fake
darkyoshi_fml 3
lol thats funny
cassi135t 1
It probably FELT like you got punched in the face after hearing that.. :(
cassi135t 1
It probably FELT like you got punched in the face after hearing that.. :(
ifeelya 5
guess he's after your looks after all. a jerk, and as for you, for being "fake" if you're wearing too much make up. reduce it and find a different boyfriend.
Emperorerror 8
Well if he's used to seeing you with makeup, then it's not that unreasonable for him to think something happened to you when you're not...
spankie533 8
That happened to me yesterday, but i had just woken up. He's usually really cool about me not wearing make-up :)
bebekinza 5
DAYUMMMMM, that ugly? lmao