Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest, "No." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, I didn't put any makeup on my acne-ridden and newly sun-burnt face. Today was also the first time I've ever run into my crush outside of work, all while trying to parallel park in a car that hasn't been washed in 6 months. I hit the car behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because then you'll be ugly.“ FML
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Top comments
astoryofroses 9
That's the thing with wearing make up all the time: no one appreciates your true beauty since they're all used to the fake you :( fyl OP
Betz 10
"No sweetheart, but you will be!" *punch*
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Comments (189)
Meliibelii42 1
You deserve it for being ugly.
Exzarbloch 4
If you were wearing enough makeup before that he thought there was something wrong, maybe that's too much makeup
imangie2012 0
That's not nice of him!!
bmkc4 1
What an ass
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Some men need a swift kick in the rear end. I know from experience.
whiterabbit420 4
I only wear makeup on special occasions, people know and expect the real me, and always tell me I clean up nice when I do have an occasion to dress up for. And my boyfriend is never mortified in the morning waking up next to me. People are way too high maintenance on a daily basis nowadays. Whatever happened to embracing what you are given and just being comfortable in your own skin?
kemando 22
Well duh, when you wear makeup all the time, thats probably how he sees you, and without makeup you're not what he signed up for. So either don't wear makeup your whole life, or wear it all the time.
princessmollysue 9
Natural beauty is the best ! Sorry that he couldn't see that
Matty1188 6
19 - And then there's the money saved.
thatsuxslol 3
How much makeup do you put on?