Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, as always, my mother hates my life choices. Particularly my hair for some reason. As she's always whinging about it being dyed blonde, I dyed it back to my natural colour again to appease her, and stop the constant bullying. She hates it. FML
Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
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Top comments
larrena2377 26
Sounds like it's time to shave your head and start over
DocBastard 40
Worst. Mullet. Ever.
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Comments (84)
LyricaSilvan 30
This is probably the reason most people get it done by professionals.
ohSNAPyall 27
Time for a cute scarf summer!
Bookworm257 13
Sorry to hear about that, but I would go to a professional salon as so as possible, they may be able to save the hair you do have left.
worldclassrager 41
Wear a hat until it grows back...
AnonTurtle 21
That happens, when you have delicate hair, very thin, almost like a spider web, if so, you probably should have went to a salon, I have hair like I described, and the closest I got to blonde was highlights.
amanda182 19
You should never bleach your hair with someone who isn't experienced. Bleaching your hair makes it very brittle and dry, and it tends to just break off or fall out if not done correctly or treated with something to moisturize it.
BeautifulLiesx 24
This is why you don't mess with your hair if you have no idea what you're doing
inolongercare 19
This is why you don't bleach your own hair. Sounds like you left it in too long
FreakyDino98 13
wtf what the actual ****
maybeimhere 7
When bleaching blonde, please go to a salon.