Today, I crawled into bed with my boyfriend. He was snoring loudly which is how I knew he was passed out cold. Once I was under the blanket next to him, he slowly turned over, stared me straight in the face and said, "I have to kill you". Then started snoring again. FML
mtr1594 tells us more.
Hey, it's me, OP. So this isn't the first time he's sleep talked before. Occasionally he'll moan, or like the other night, mutter something about eating Nutella. Anyway. This is the first time it scared the bejesus out of me and the first time he opened his eyes. Usually I ask him about it the next morning and he has no idea and wants to know what he said. This morning it was the same response. When I asked what he was dreaming about, he was dreaming that he was a bad ass drug lord apparently. I think we've been watching too much Weeds, the TV show...
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JoeGrant 12
You should talk to him about it and see how he reacts, if he acts a bit strange I would recommend getting away and running. Immediately.
subwaysurfers 13
Well, thanks for getting back to us. At least we know you're alive :)
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Comments (128)
MakaylaReneeB 8
He probably just watched Red 2 at the movie theater!
s_reel16 16
Maybe it was a crazy dream! Just a couple days ago, my friends told me about how i sleptwalked and was super rude to them. Shit happens i guess haha
kaitio331 17
Lol my boyfriend thought I wrote this I got question by him. So funny
fnessie 1
holy shit.. i wo uldnt be able to go to sleep if it were me..
ThatStrangeGuy 6
I wouldn't worry too much OP, it was probably just a weird ass dream. However, if he starts acting weird, high tail it out of there.
icepick23 12
Just ensure that you have a will and a living will.
Gunguy 11
A man has to do what a man has to do.
DeBoss 8
Lol.. That's a keeper... Lets hope he was sleeping.. But please report in here at least once a week the next few months :)
FrankHotpants 31
Maybe he meant to say "I'll kill you Leonard Nimoy!"
conholio33 28
Be afraid very afraid