Love: Today, I crawled into bed with my boyfriend. He was snoring loudly...

mtr1594 31 July 2013, 06:47 Henderson, United States

Today, I crawled into bed with my boyfriend. He was snoring loudly which is how I knew he was passed out cold. Once I was under the blanket next to him, he slowly turned over, stared me straight in the face and said, "I have to kill you". Then started snoring again. FML

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mtr1594 8

31 July 2013, 20:21

Hey, it's me, OP. So this isn't the first time he's sleep talked before. Occasionally he'll moan, or like the other night, mutter something about eating Nutella. Anyway. This is the first time it scared the bejesus out of me and the first time he opened his eyes. Usually I ask him about it the next morning and he has no idea and wants to know what he said. This morning it was the same response. When I asked what he was dreaming about, he was dreaming that he was a bad ass drug lord apparently. I think we've been watching too much Weeds, the TV show...

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JoeGrant 12

31 July 2013, 18:31

You should talk to him about it and see how he reacts, if he acts a bit strange I would recommend getting away and running. Immediately.

subwaysurfers 13

31 July 2013, 21:42

Well, thanks for getting back to us. At least we know you're alive :)

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OatmealCreamePie 5

31 July 2013, 19:16

It was probably just some sot of dream he was having. I sometimes sleep with my eyes open and on top of that, I talk in my sleep, which scares the people who stay over at my house (if it's their first time). That may have been the case.