Today, I crawled into bed with my boyfriend. He was snoring loudly which is how I knew he was passed out cold. Once I was under the blanket next to him, he slowly turned over, stared me straight in the face and said, "I have to kill you". Then started snoring again. FML
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Hey, it's me, OP. So this isn't the first time he's sleep talked before. Occasionally he'll moan, or like the other night, mutter something about eating Nutella. Anyway. This is the first time it scared the bejesus out of me and the first time he opened his eyes. Usually I ask him about it the next morning and he has no idea and wants to know what he said. This morning it was the same response. When I asked what he was dreaming about, he was dreaming that he was a bad ass drug lord apparently. I think we've been watching too much Weeds, the TV show...
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JoeGrant 12
You should talk to him about it and see how he reacts, if he acts a bit strange I would recommend getting away and running. Immediately.
subwaysurfers 13
Well, thanks for getting back to us. At least we know you're alive :)
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Comments (128)
artecs 7
Sounds like you might need to keep handcuffs by the bed for your "protection"!!!
katdaiken 16
WTF! I've punched my fiancée in the face while sleeping but **** that's a whole new level of ******
scoobydoo007 2
Sounds like he's the one :D haha
Testing1234 25
Well seems like hrs got something on his mind
migueljm5 18
Lol that was awesome but creepy. It belongs on creepypasta
AngelLovesDerby 10
OMG that's creepy!! Did you tell him?!
meherm 11
He may have been sleep talking. I know I sleep talk when I pass out from exhaustion so it may have been the same in his case. You wouldn't believe the about of weird shit my boyfriend has heard me say in my sleep. Doesn't happen as much anymore as I try to stick to a sleeping pattern to avoid it.
cynical78 15
Get out!
abekj52 9
He might be right,
redstone7693 29
He was probably talking in his sleep