ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
stupidtoothpick2
United States
Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML
Toothless
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Added flavor
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Worst teeth in the game
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Corn-ed-Teeth
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Anonymous
Tooth down
Today, I yawned and broke a front tooth. Yes, you read that correctly. I did a big yawn, my jaw suddenly hurt, I felt something crack and half my tooth fell into my lasagna. FML
Jennifer Sara Harms
Canada
Cracking
Today, I was so stressed out from my ex harassing me that I took a chewable pill that’s made for anxiety and it broke my tooth. FML
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Aquila_Umbrae 26
Just got an awesome idea for a pretzel spoon.
kangx1 28
Poor you OP. I remember once I chipped my tooth and thought Ice Cream would sooth the pain.. Let's just say I still regret that..
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Comments (50)
Solano2580 24
Bruh
worldclassrager 41
It seems like you have weak teeth Pretzel and tea...I should try that
aimbug 42
Ouch!! Tiredness is a bastard.
helptheorphans 17
YDI. sleep earlier.
Destiny8745 29
Op didn't mention how much sleep they got only being tired.
pandaxpress 19
How could you say they deserve it? You know sometimes the life they call "being an adult" doesn't permit a lot of sleep.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
I think coffee might be a better choice in the future.
higgysaurus 18
Would that keep OP from eating pretzels?
False_Stupidity 42
More to the point, would it stop them trying to eat the spoon? I think not.
Surraucus 14
gotta get that daily iron intake
Red_Curls1995 28
Every time I read this FML I get sympathy pain in my mouth. I chipped my canine on wine gummies honestly one of the worst things ever.
BeautifulChaos27 37
How many times have you read it when it just got published??
khorstmye 15
I think it your spoon took a bite out of you, not the other way around.
SecundusSecunda 27
In soviet Russia, tea spoons you.
gogo44444 28
Happens to the best of us, I took my cat for a walk and dragged my dog to the kitty litter