ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
stupidtoothpick2
United States
Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML
Toothless
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Added flavor
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Worst teeth in the game
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Corn-ed-Teeth
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Anonymous
Tooth down
Today, I yawned and broke a front tooth. Yes, you read that correctly. I did a big yawn, my jaw suddenly hurt, I felt something crack and half my tooth fell into my lasagna. FML
Jennifer Sara Harms
Canada
Cracking
Today, I was so stressed out from my ex harassing me that I took a chewable pill that’s made for anxiety and it broke my tooth. FML
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Aquila_Umbrae 26
Just got an awesome idea for a pretzel spoon.
kangx1 28
Poor you OP. I remember once I chipped my tooth and thought Ice Cream would sooth the pain.. Let's just say I still regret that..
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Comments (50)
RoseCrystal 17
In college I bit down on a cucumber and my bottom tooth slammed down on the metal prong of the fork. It didn't crack or break but the pain was horrifying. I sympathize, OP.
guineagirl96 38
I literally did this last week with a piece of zucchini in our dining hall, except my tooth cracked :/ I blame the fork, though- the prongs were bent!
orios105 18
this made me crack up to much. lmao
teacupofsunshine 29
Just reading this fml I could feel that happening. I hate the feeling of the utensils touching my teeth.
JKPwnage 27
"Did it taste good?" —my dad, probably
Hildy93 21
Did you at least get to drink your tea?
pennsatucky 12
I bet that woke you up pretty fast, shooting pain through your teeth and gums always seems to do that
pennsatucky 12
I bet that woke you up pretty fast, shooting pain through your teeth and gums always seems to do that
ionxcore 19
I've been there. Cracked my 3rd tooth from the back on my left side from one hot Cheeto from a brand new bag. Caused so much many I ended up having to get it pulled, so here I am with one missing tooth in my mouth lol
invadermaythe1st 35
You need to brush your teeth.
NigerianPrince 11
NO NO NO NO NO NO. dats nasty