anonymous
United States
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rachlette
Seattle, United States
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I fractured two ribs from coughing. My doctor told me to stop coughing, or I would fracture them more. I have bronchitis. FML
The Asseverate
Jingle Bells, Batman smells…
Today, I coughed so hard that I tore an intercostal muscle in my ribs. Now I can't cover my cough, as I have to cross my arms against my ribcage to stop the pain. FML, FML, F Me All Day Long (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells). FML
Atletic
Syracuse, United States
Today, I have three cracked ribs. I have also, for the first time in my life, developed a case of the hiccups that simply will NOT go away. It's been hours. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks…
Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML
Brittany Leighton
The joys of pregnancy
Today, I've had a cold for over a week, and I've been coughing so hard, I bruised my ribs. I'm also 8 months pregnant. Guess where my son likes to kick me. FML
ChestExploding
Greensboro, United States
Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML
KD
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, at work, I had an accident and cracked a rib. I got taken to hospital where I got checked over. The doctor said it was a good job I hadn't got a chest infection nor a cold. Funny you should say that doc, I have both. She replied, "Well, that's bad…" FML
burntloyalty
United States
Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML
Anonymous
Holyrood, Canada
Sticky situation
Today, all was going fine until I had a tickle in my throat, which turned into a coughing fit. Only to cough for the last time and shart my pants. FML
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xskidmarksx 4
Somebody didn't drink their milk when they were younger
RedPillSucks 33
If your bones are that brittle, this may be a sign of something else. You need to see a doctor ASAP and not just for the broken rib.
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Comments (170)
sirnewyork516 0
-_-
Kayla8795 2
Lol .
dayummalyssa 0
That normally happens to fat people
lilcatisawesome 7
Woah. That is bad. If I knew you and I could fix it I would but sorry.
Razman201 14
That sucks FYL
anarchist884 9
What the actual ****?! Are you made out of paper? Truly pathetic. Don't fart or you might kill yourself.... .... then again....
musiciangirl591 16
you can actually break ribs sneezing, i know people who have done that before, its not a common thing but it happens...
awesomeamandas 37
Op is made of glass bones and paper skin. He also has to sell chocolates to pay for his medical bills.
thisispointless 2
don't feel to bad I've done this
lostinalaska 5
OP, I feel your pain. I had a really bad case of the flu, and I tore cartilage in my back coughing. It's not just something that happens to overweight people or fragile people.
Elfkid21 19
*shrugs* Hey, It happens, that's just life.
alexisilove 6
Must have been some good herb