Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is indeed cheating on me. Not bad enough? She's sleeping with a guy who squats in a derelict storefront near our house. A hobo stole my wife. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, my wife got fired for leaving work early once again. She's been doing random "spot checks" for the past month, convinced that she'll catch me cheating on her. This paranoid crap is exactly why I'm filing for divorce. FML
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML
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Top comments
Dillyduzit 23
For a lot of people, cheating would be their first guess.. You sound so very trusting, OP. I hope she hasn't completely ruined that quality in you forever.
donkinator 24
i guess the only plus side is she isn't smoking...
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Comments (60)
milehigh52 22
this kind of sounds like what happened in the movie "he's just not that into you"
Jeaninuh 2
"Get out me wife"
KittahMonster 20
Yep, I read this in a pirate voice.
exception82 4
don't you wish she was smoking now??
vikky538 29
confronting the Confronter... what a twist..
Kougeru 12
I wonder if it's because you're a pirate.
GunSlinger69 19
Divorce that cheating **** ASAP!
MrsKilown 20
That escalated quickly! I'm sorry about the turn of events OP! I hope you can find someone more trustworthy in the future.
Candace7 19
Atleast she's not smoking?
False_Stupidity 42
Kinda puts me in mind of GTA, where the girl asks your character in for "coffee", but it's really for sex.