Today, I confronted my friend about the £260 he owes me. He got offended and said, "Friends don't have to pay back." He called me selfish and walked off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML
Today, I politely asked my friend if she would repay me the £20 she owes me. She shouted at me, called me an insensitive bitch, and refuses to pay me back as apparently she can't afford to. Her holiday to Italy next week begs to differ. FML
Today, my friend won’t pay me back the money I lent her. I stupidly lent her $1200. She’s calling me an “inconsiderate bitch” because I “have a good paying job, I’ll be alright.” FML
Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML
Today, I summoned the courage to talk to my friends about the money they owe me for my photography services at their wedding. We had agreed on a fair price, but now they're pissed, claiming that I'm being selfish, and should consider it my wedding gift to them. FML
Today, I asked my friend, once again, to pay me back the $500 she owes me. She got annoyed and told me, “I told you, my Cash App locked me out of my account!” When I mentioned Venmo, she said she'd forgotten her password to it, called me a "selfish c*nt", and hung up on me. FML
Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
Today, my friend and I went to dinner. At the end, he told me that he’s had feelings for me for a while and wants to be more than friends. I don’t see him that way, so I tried to gently reject him and wanted us to stay friends. He stiffed me with the bill and said, “You can walk home then, buddy!” FML
Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
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Top comments
Fuaaad1994 31
When you get your money back I wouldn't talk to that "friend" again if I were you, OP.
gosh_mate 30
Be careful who you loan money too... Some friends may seem sincere, but there are many selfish people out there. Still hope your friend decides to do the right thing OP!
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Comments (84)
BMBBball31 15
Borrow a thousand and say the same.
loubabe69 19
Tell him you're not his friend and you want your ******* cash. What a dick! Take him to court just for the hell of it.
james_logan 19
If it's £5, I would let it slide, but £260! I will cut that bitch faced mofo!
SlapsKnee 12
I always pay my friends back in food. They're always quite happy to accept.
lmbachman 23
Never lend money that you're expecting to get back
GhostFox 34
A desire to not be like OP's "friend" is why I never accept money from friends unless I will have the money to pay them back within 3 months, or it is a gift and they don't expect/want me to pay them back.
sfxscull 9
He's selfish you don't need friends like that
PHANX0M 8
Damn Brits... That's what you get for being l imperialists!
Timber147 9
Let this be your lesson - don't lend money. Also I wouldn't be that persons friend anymore - they don't have good values.
muchwow87 13
Ask him for £260 loan and use the same line on him.